"Do you want to play with my Wii?"

That phrase was actually said, guilelessly, ingenuously, to me last night by someone I had only met about an hour before. For those of you who know me (& probably even people who don't), you can imagine the torment I put the guy through for making such an utterance.

For the record, I did play with his Wii. A lot. Ha! ;D

I will resist the urge to make further warped versions and responses. Rejoice!